Description
You tried balance. Balance tried you. You both lost.
Now you just lean into the chaos—and honestly? It’s working better.
• Heathered cotton blend – soft, lived-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Bold typography that makes a statement without shouting
Perfect for moms, homemakers, slow-livers, and anyone who’s ever looked at their to-do list and laughed instead of cried.
Wear it while:
– Ignoring the fitted sheet in the corner
– Eating cold dinner standing up
– Successfully pretending you have it together
Because chaos isn’t the enemy. Pretending it’s not there is.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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